A short writing exercise on the theme of "message in a bottle," specifically communicating with your younger self
DAVEY DOES DARLENE
Davey and Darlene were making out in the back seat of his
Dad’s Henry J, sucking each other’s tonsils at the drive-in. She was easy about
everything from the waist up, but getting in her knickers was a no-no. “Oh
baby,” he whispered in her ear, along with other romantic shit his big brother
Mel told him made the girls go limp. What was about to happen was he was going
to go limp, which was not the idea at all.
“You’re just like all the boys,” she said.
All the boys, yeah. Half the guys in high school had done
Darlene at least once; he had his best pal Mikey’s word on that. So what was
the matter with him? Finally, she pushed him away, sweetly but firmly. “Let’s
watch the movie.”
Which she did, as he reached for his bottle of Narragansett
and swigged the forbidden brew. Jesus,
Mary, and Joseph, why did they have to
sit through Peter Pan before Stalag 17 came on? Some fairy twinkle-toed across
the big screen as the moon rose behind it.
Davey stepped out of the car. He drained the last dewy drop
and held the amber bottle up to the moonlight. He saw handwriting through the
glass bottom. It said, “You’re screwed.”
“Huh?” he muttered.
“You know what I said. You’re screwed six ways from Sunday.”
Davey looked around and saw an apparition, a man who looked
like he’d lost a few bar fights. “I had to show up in spirit,” the man said,
“because I couldn’t fit the whole message in the bottle.”
“What do you want?” Davey said.
“I’m your older self, here to say enjoy life while you can,
since it’s going to turn into one unholy mess. First, don’t worry about getting
laid. She’ll do it with you during the second feature, and you’ll knock her
up.”
“But I’ll wear a—”
“You forgot them. Your unwanted son will spend most of his
short life in juvie, by the way. From tonight on, your life is one long string
of mistakes.”
“But tell me what they are so I won’t make them!”
“That’s not how it works, kid. The future’s already happened, and no one can
change it.”
The apparition disappeared. Was Davey going nuts? What was
in that beer, anyway? Then he promptly forgot the meeting.
Back in the car, he reached for Darlene.
1 comment:
We only listen to what we want to hear. . .and when you're young, you think you can do no wrong. Well done, Bob.
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