Bluebonnet
A television ad for a place called Guns Are Us billed its store as "Three thousand square feet of Second Amendment heaven."
In one town where we stayed, we saw a house with the following large sign prominently displayed in its fenced-in front yard: Danger: Sex Offender/Child Molester Lives Here. In the driveway were a couple of cars and a gray-haired old woman who was swatting a goat with her hand.
